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The worst pickup lines you've ever heard

# 26  9/6/12 7:44 AM

A buddy of mine tried this one  i laughed my ass off.
"Hey do you remember me  you were in my dreams last night."

# 27  9/7/12 4:38 PM

If you were a booger i'd pick you first

# 28  9/10/12 3:26 PM

Heres one for the fellas my friend johnny uses it and its success rate is impressive...nice shoes wanna @*%^

# 29  9/12/12 4:43 AM

I heard this one at a bar contest:

Hey baby. I put the S,T,D in stud. Now all I need is U.

# 30  9/13/12 2:27 AM

..i hope you know CPR because you take my breath away"

      - it's cute somehow..what makes it worst is that the kind of person who says it..

# 31  9/14/12 3:45 PM

There are a couple:

A couple of friends have used these in the past:

You look like my future ex

I bet 100 bucks I could get you off the first time.

Whats horny and always ready to come? me

Would you like to walk funny in the morning?

Do you remember what its like to be pleased over and over? Would you like to have a better memory?

I would love to be reborn as your favorite pair of panties.

Hi I am Bill wanna be my Monica?

You are #1 on my bucket list, care to be #2 as well?

Here is tomorrow mornings menu you should fill it out now since you won't have the energy tomorrow.

# 32  9/16/12 2:59 PM

Your name must be Google because you have everything I've been searching for.

# 33  9/19/12 2:05 AM

1) Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you!

2) Are you exhausted? Cause you've been runnin through my mind all day!

                      I admit I kind of laughed at them![/size]

# 34  9/20/12 10:19 PM

Man: "Did it hurt?"
Woman: "Did what hurt?"
Man: "When you fell from Heaven because with looks like yours you must be an Angel."

I had a guy use that on me lol


If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together!

# 35  9/24/12 9:41 PM

wow there was some awfull pick lines i think i've heard it all!

# 36  9/24/12 10:27 PM

Wost pick up like Ive heard........Are you hiring? I think I'd fit into your opening!
Lets just say he got slapped!!

# 37  9/25/12 12:15 AM

OK......from a truely sick mind........"I can smell that pussy from here, how about you let me wash it with my tongue"

# 38  10/8/12 2:12 PM

Hello, my names Peter Peter, would you be my Pumpkin?

# 39  10/10/12 5:09 AM

Hello! I love you; what's your name?

# 40  10/11/12 9:57 PM

Guy in a bar said this to me:

'I want to play carpenter with you.  Let's get hammered and I'll nail yah'

What a douche!  hahaha

# 41  10/11/12 10:54 PM

The worst one I heard was a guy walked up to a gal and said, "So you wanna f*** or what?

# 42  10/13/12 1:59 AM

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?


how do you like your eggs fertilized or unfertilized

# 43  10/17/12 6:33 AM

"I'm going to need your library card...because I want to check you out" 

Oh and " Heaven must be missing an angel ....because your sitting here with me"


# 44  10/21/12 9:15 PM

One of the funniest pick up lines I've heard was, "So you have a blue tooth in yo butt your booty is making phone calls? Hello yes this is my booty calling wait can yo hold pooot...."

Scary enough I was with this man for 2 years and even though we aren't together anymore, I have a beautiful 11-month old son with him.

# 45  10/22/12 2:15 AM

I like to tell this one to my calculus students, though it comes with the warning to not use it EVER!

"I wish I were a derivative, so I could be tangent to your curves"

# 46  10/24/12 6:47 PM

My love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.

Was your dad a baker? Because you have some sweet buns!!

Is you last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

# 47  11/1/12 4:09 PM

Nice Dress cutie...  Bet ya it looks better on my floor ...   HA HA HA  ;P

# 48  11/1/12 4:15 PM

Ya know what I really want in a girl????????   ME..

# 49  11/7/12 4:52 PM

If you show me your breasts, I'll have stronger feelings for you!

# 50  11/8/12 4:51 AM

do people actually use these. how in the hell could they ever get any attention. although they are funny